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Ché Rippinger continually produces new comic panels for magazine and corporate use.  They're also available for newspaper comic sections, general features sections, and unique graphic or column-related visual. Files sent electronically or in hard copies (camera-ready) for editors upon request (please specify title of specific cartoons or topic needed).

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TOUCHÉ! Cartoons have appeared in PLAYGIRL Magazine, The Denver Post, Colorado Singles Resource/Singlocity.com, Editor & Publisher, Castle Rock Daily Star, The Mighty Sun, City and Mountain Views, Business Marketplace, The Press Box, Colorado Serenity and many others.
 

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Weekly Featured Cartoons
For information on using any TOUCHÉ! copyrighted cartoons (for web sites, business, advertising, presentations, books, etc.), please contact for prices, rights and usage.
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Title: Etch-A-Sketch
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman to man) "Honey...I went to school when they had Etch-A-Sketch. You went to school when they had Etch-A-Tablet."

Topic: Relationships, life, marriage, age, age difference, love, different perspectives, conflict, ribbing
Title: Proposed Pants Shopping
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman on phone) "Well Ma, yes, he did propose to me. He 'proposed' we go out pants shopping."

Topic: Relationships, life, marriage, expectations, parental pressure, love, popping the question
Title: Whatever Doesn't Kill
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Man to Woman) "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger." She replies, "Or tries to kill you again."

Topic: Life, relationships, crisis, comfort, problems, encouragement, reality
Title: Can't Play Doctor
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Girl to boy) "Sorry Joey but we can't play doctor until I see your insurance card."

Topic: Relationships, friendships, games, medicine, health care
Title: Emotional Laxative
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Man to woman) "You have a very calming effect on me. Kind of like an emotional laxative!"

Topic: Relationships, love, togetherness, getting along, comfort, compatibility, communication, easy, peaceful
Title: Relationship Hurdles
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman to man) "This relationship hurdle reminds me of the ones in high school track. I used to run around those, too!"

Topic: Relationships, obstacles, difficulties, uncomfortable, communication issues, avoidance
Title: Yabba Dabba Don't
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman to man) "Oh honey-Yabba dabba don't!"

Topic: Relationships, sex, bargaining, companionship, shut down, denial, affection, attention

7/20-7/26/09
Title: Stand One Night
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman to woman) "The trick to having a good one night stand...is being able to stand one night."

Topic: Relationships, sex, casual , emotional detachment, expectations
Title: Stand On Issues
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Man to woman) "Well, at least I know where you stand on the issues. Smack dab in the middle. On my foot...with heels on."

Topic: Relationships, communication, disagreements, debate, fight, opposing views, one side, standoff
Title: People Puppet Theatre
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Man to woman) "Sure sheers are good...if you don't mind being 'People Puppet Theatre' nightly for the neighbors."

Topic: Life, home decorating, entertainment, neighbors, exhibition, etiquette
Title: Whapping Free Range
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Man to cat) "What? Does whapping it out of the bowl make it free range?!"

Topic: Life, food, pets, etiquette, cat, finicky eaters, odd behaviors
Title: Pile For Everything
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman to woman) "I have a bit different organizing credo: A pile for everything and everything in it's pile."
Topic: Life, organization, maintenance, spring cleaning, projects, cleanliness, controlled chaos, desk, office, clearing out

Title: Tick Off Gatekeeper
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman on phone) "Honey-Didn't your mama ever teach you business rule 101? 'Don't tick off the gatekeeper!'"
Topic: Business, etiquette, networking, polite, manners, communication

Cartoonist's Birthday Month Continues! Apr. 13 - Apr. 19, 2009

 

Title: Shaving Maintenance
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman) "Shaving your underarms is 'maintenance.' Shaving your legs is 'dating.'"
Topic: Relationships, love, appearance, dating game, impression, beauty, expectations

Cartoonist's Birthday Month Continues! Apr. 6 - Apr. 12, 2009

 

Title: Successful Party Planning
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman) "Successful Party Planning 101: Drinks. Music. Food. ...In that order. The rest is just dust bunnies."
Topic: Life, party, birthday, holiday, fun, festive, festivities, positive attitude

Cartoonist's Birthday Week Mar. 30 - Apr. 5, 2009

 

Title: Answer is No
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman to man) "The answer is no. ...now what was your question?"
Topic: Business, work, pessisim, overload, negative attitude, q&a

Week of Mar. 23 - Mar. 29, 2009

 

Title: Draw For Guinness
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman with sign) "Will draw for Guinness!"
Topic: Business, work, drinking, St. Patrick's Day, marketing

Week of Mar. 16 - Mar. 22, 2009 

Title: Sticking To Story
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Man to woman) "That's my story and I'm sticking with it. At least until I edit it.."
Topic: Relationships, Life, excuse, alibi, communication, q&a

Week of Mar. 9 - Mar. 15, 2009

 

Title: Rude Awakening
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman to man) "Apparently there's no snooze alarm on a rude awakening."
Topic: Life, economy, rough times, pessimistic news, media reports, worrying

Week of Mar. 2 - Mar. 8, 2009

 

Title: Therapy Or Relationship
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Man to woman) "Gee, I can't afford therapy...but I have the next best analytical thing: a relationship!"
Topic: Relationships, men, women, analysis, , self therapy, psychology, self help, cheap

Week of Feb. 23 - Mar. 1, 2009

 

Title: Turn Signal Wife
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Man to men) "Gosh--if it weren't for my wife, I'd probably never use a turn signal.."
Topic: Relationships, men, women, driving, control

Week of Feb. 16 - Feb. 22, 2009

 

Title: Stupid People Cupid
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman to man) "She's a great match-maker. Like cupid for stupid people."
Topic: Relationships, men, women, meeting, getting together, romance, Valentine's Day

Week of Feb. 9 - Feb. 15, 2009

 

Title: Bought Me Subwoofers
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Man to man) "She...bought me... subwoofers." (Other man) "That's...so romantic! You hold that woman, tight!"
Topic: Relationships, men, toys, tools, stereo equipment, gifts, romance, knowing what a man wants, gifts,  testosterone

Week of Feb. 2 - Feb. 8, 2009

 

Title: 4 Wheel Drive Ego
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman on phone) "For him the roads are fine. He has a 4 wheel drive. And an ego."
Topic: Relationships, winter, driving conditions, bad weather, car, testosterone

Week of Jan. 26-Feb. 1, 2009

 

Title: Opportunity Didn't Knock
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman to woman) "Opportunity din't just knock on my door. It showed up with a search warrant!"
Topic: Fresh start, new things, perspective, personal and professional challenge

Week of Jan. 19-Jan. 25, 2009

 

Title: Toilet Paper Furnished
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman to woman) "It's a total bachelor pad. He considers toilet paper 'furnished!'"
Topic: Men, women, apartment, single, living, minimalism, different thinking, guy's life

Week of Jan. 12-Jan. 18, 2009

 

Title: Hit Comfort Level
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Man to man) "She's already hit the 'sweats-no-makeup-ponytail-comfort-zone' with you?? Oh, man, you're doomed!"
Topic: Relationships, dating, upkeep, comfort zone, compatibility, impressions

Week of Jan. 5-Jan. 11, 2009

 

Title: Trophy Rental
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman to man) "You don't just start with a 'trophy wife'-you work your way up with an awards rental."
Topic: Relationships, dating, ridiculous expectations, vanity, marriage

Week of Dec. 29, 2008-Jan. 4, 2009

 

Title: Clinking Crystal
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman to man) "The adults get the crystal for clinking. The kids get the plastic for clunking."
Topic: Life, holidays, dining, celebration, dinner, family, adults and kids, child-proof, children-friendly, table setting

Week of Dec. 22-Dec. 28, 2008 

 

Title: Dude Knee Cap
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Injured guy to ski patrol) "Dude_ Where's my knee cap?"
Topic: Injury, skiing, winter sports, going down, getting hurt, slacker talk

Week of Dec. 15-Dec. 21, 2008 

 

Title: Man Spackle
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman to woman) "He's a temporary guy...for filling the holes of your heart before you do a serious love remodel. He's Man Spackle!"
Topic: Relationships, love, singles, dating, temporary fix, good for now, between relationships, casual, trying again, getting up to speed

Week of Dec. 8-Dec. 14, 2008 

 

Title: Relationship Oven
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman to woman) "Didn't you try to stick your head in that relationship oven before?" (Second woman replies) "Yes, but this time I'm going in with oven mitts."
Topic: Relationships, love, singles, dating, trying again, learning from mistakes, heartbreak recovery, new adventure, heart protection

Week of Dec. 1-Dec. 7, 2008 

 

Title: Wine Dine Impress
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Man to woman) "O.K. You've got two hours to wine, dine and impress me. Go."
Topic: Relationships, love, singles, dating, beginnings, unreasonable expectations, first impressions, new, getting to know you phase, impossible standards, speed dating

Week of Nov.24-Nov. 30, 2008 

 

Title: Tentative Coupleship
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Man to woman) "He can't call her 'girlfriend' yet. They're still in 'tentative coupleship.'"
Topic: Relationships, love, singles, dating,,, beginning, boundaries, labels, learning, new, getting to know you phase

Week of Nov.17-Nov. 23, 2008 

 

Title: Around The Block
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Man to woman) "Maybe I haven't been around the block...but I took a sweet short cut through the alley!"
Topic: Relationships, love, singles, dating,, experience, out of someone's league, knowing, learning, innocent, naive, seasoned, expert

Week of Nov. 3-Nov. 9, 2008 

 

Happy Election Week! Cartoon Extra...

Title: Date for Change
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman holding sign that says) "Date for Change."
Topic: Politics, presidential races, relationships, love, singles, dating, solutions, rally, picket

Week of Nov. 3-Nov. 9, 2008 

 

Title: Commitment Bracket
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman to man) "I think I need to find someone a little more in my commitment bracket."
Topic: Relationships, love, singles, dating, availability, interest level, LTR, long term, compatibility, breakups

Week of Nov. 3-Nov. 9, 2008 

 

Title: Bimbo Men Ratio
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman to mom) "Vegas...or Alaska?" (Mom back to daughter) "Depends...On what you prefer your Bimbo-To-Available-Men ratio to be."
Topic: Relationships, love, vacations, singles, dating, availability, numbers game, meat market

Week of Oct. 27-Nov. 2, 2008 

 

Title: Squeal the Tires
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Wife to husband) "Yeah, Herald, it used to be cool to squeal the tires 'peeling out.' ...But not so much since we got the minivan."
Topic: Relationships, love, growing up, lost youth, middle age, cars, being cool

Week of Oct. 20-Oct. 26, 2008 

 

Title: Not Pining Him
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman to woman) "I'm not really 'pining' him anymore. It's more at the balsa level."
Topic: Relationships, love, breakups, getting over someone, yearning, unrequited, caring, healing time, moving on, feeling better

Week of Oct. 13-Oct. 19, 2008 

 

Title: Eggs in Cuisinart
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Dad to daughter) "Ah, honey-When you put all your eggs in one basket...are you sure it wasn't a Cuisinart?!"
Topic: Relationships, busy women, life, work, balance, overwork, messing things up, depending on one thing

Week of Oct. 6-Oct. 12, 2008 

 

Title: Blow Up Candle
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Man to man watching busy woma run) "She's not burning the candle from both ends. She's trying to blow it up from the middle."
Topic: Busy women, life, work, balance, overwork

Week of Sept. 29-Oct. 5, 2008 

 

Title: T.V. Thoughts
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Kid to mom) "But I like mainstream t.v. It puts thoughts in my head before I do."
Topic: Television, media, entertainment, not thinking, parenting, mind mush

Week of Sept. 22-Sept. 28, 2008 

Title: She Couldn't Defer
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Man to other man) "We had to break up. She couldn't defer well with others."
Topic: Relationships, love, dating, break up, men and women, getting along, arguing, disagreement

Week of Sept. 15-Sept. 21, 2008 

 

Title: Holding Blow Torch
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Man to woman) "O.K. So I went down in flames. Quit looking at me so happy that you're holding a blow torch!"
Topic: Relationships, love, dating, being wrong, blame, admitting defeat, one-upsmanship, someone else right

Week of Sept. 8-Sept. 14, 2008 

 

Title: Cost Effective Apologize
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman holding flowers and gift to man) "You know what would be really cost effective? Apologize!"
Topic: Relationships, love, dating, apologizing, making up, gift giving, budget, doghouse

Week of Sept. 1-Sept. 7, 2008 

 

Title: Flexible Points Program
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Two women talking) First woman: "Yeah, but he did call, and he is fun to talk to..." Her friend: "What? Is he on your flexible points program?!"
Topic: Relationships, love, dating, salvaging, justifying stupid behavior, spoof on Weight Watchers program

Week of Aug. 25-Aug. 31, 2008 

 

 


 

Title: Questioning Authority
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Child to adult)  "I'm not questioning authority, I'm clarifying it!"
Topic: Life, authority, parenting, kids

Week of Aug. 18-Aug. 24, 2008 

 

Title: Social Life Shave
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman getting ready to get into shower)  "Yee-ha! A social life! Time to shave the legs!"
Topic: Life, women, beauty, social, dating

Week of Aug. 11-Aug. 17, 2008 

 

Title: So Little Caffeine
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman at overpiled desk)  "Sooooo many details...So little cafeine."
Topic: Business, life, food, coffee, stress, overworked, balance, office

Week of Aug. 4-Aug. 10, 2008 

Title: He Needs Fiber
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman to man outside office door where co-worker is in a tirade tantrum)  "He needs Fiber."
Topic: Life, business, psychology, fitness, balance, anger issues, office

Week of July 28-Aug 3, 2008

Title: Terror Cells
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Doctor talking to patient on exam table)  "Worse than cancer-and insurance doesn't cover it.  Mrs. Smith, I'm afraid you've got TERROR cells."
Topic: Life, health care, homeland security, insurance

Week of July 21-July 27, 2008

 

Title: Googled Him
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman talking to woman friend, both walking)  "It's not THAT serious. I haven't even GOOGLED him yet."
Topic: Relationships, online, internet, dating

Week of July 14-July 20, 2008

 

Title: Picture Frame Family
TOUCHÉ! Cartoon by Ché Rippinger
Caption: (Woman talking to man from her desk next to frame) "I keep the picture that came with the frame. At least that family gets along.!"
Topic: Life, family, pictures, relationships

Week of July 7-July 13, 2008

 

   


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